Ah yes, what could be more dazzling than watching the candidate parade about, kissing babies and flashing winning smiles.
Consider the man in the top picture.
He promises to spend your tax dollars wisely.
But see how he spends his campaign dollars.
On a very fancy convertible.
Resplendent with genuine leather seats. A big 425-horse-power engine.
And a price tag that makes it the most expensive convertible you can buy.
Now consider his opponent.
He promises to spend your tax dollars wisely.
But see how he spends his campaign dollars.
On a Volkswagen Convertible.
Resplendent with a head-lifted top.
A warranty and four free diagnostic check-ups that cover you for twenty-four months or 24,000 miles.
And a price tag that makes it the least expensive convertible you can buy.
So maybe this year you‘ ll find a politician who’ ll do what few politicians ever do:
Keep his promises before he is elected.